Me: So what did you do yesterday?
Mom: I went out with your sister LR, and she bought me some really pretty bracelets from White Castle.
Mom: Yah, and she got this really pretty long creme colored sweater for herself from there too. Gosh that place has great stuff.
Me: Which place? I'm confused.
Mom: You know, that store Black Market White Castle.
Me: Mom. You mean White House Black Market?
Mom: Oh yah. I like that store.
Me: Yah, they have cute stuff.
Mom: Do you have any White Castles near you?
Me: MOM. White Castle is a burger joint. You went to White House Black Market.
Mom: Oh, right. So what are you doing tonight?
Me: I think I'm going to this place called the Frying Pan with some friends.
Mom: Oh that boat place?
Me: Wow, how'd you know that?
Mom: Because you've talked about it before.
Me: I'm just surprised you remembered.
Mom: Of course I remembered! I always remember what you tell me, I'm your mother. So what are you doing tonight?
Me: I can't deal with you.